funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p8
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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