funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p6
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Written by bimwinziepi50 433 days ago
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