funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p5
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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