funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p4
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy,
and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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