funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p10
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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