funny msn sayings 2010 06 03 p1
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
