funny love sayings 2010 05 08 p1
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
