funny life sayings 2010 11 02
* You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
* If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
* Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.
* How do you expect me to ignore you when you’re never around?
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* The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
* The road to success is usually under construction
* Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
* If the opposite of pro is con, then what must be the opposite of progress?
* Some people wish to get what they deserve, while others fear the same.
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* It’s not reality that's important, but how you perceive things.
* "The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise." —Tommy Bolt
* Half the people you know are below average.
* "I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I’m only six feet tall, so I couldn’t play basketball. I’m only 190 pounds, so I couldn’t play football, and I have 20/20 vision, so I couldn’t be a referee." —Jay Leno
