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funny hilarious sayings 2010 05 08 p2



I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.



The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.


Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.


Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

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