funny get well adages 2010 01 29
I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport.
DILATE: To live longer.
URINE: Opposite of "You're out".
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone.... but they've always worked for me.- Hunter S. Thompson
Hope You Feel Better Soon
To Brighten Your Day
Feeling a Little Under the Weather?
Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. - Ellie Katz
Thinking of you often. Hope you are recovering well.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams
I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. - Bill Walton
I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pants on fire.
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.