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funny get well adages 2010 01 29

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport.

DILATE: To live longer.

URINE: Opposite of "You're out".


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone.... but they've always worked for me.- Hunter S. Thompson

Hope You Feel Better Soon

To Brighten Your Day

Feeling a Little Under the Weather?

Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.


Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. - Ellie Katz



Thinking of you often. Hope you are recovering well.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. - Bill Walton

I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pants on fire.

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
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