funny friend sayings 2010 08 30
===========================funny friend sayings========You're a 24-year old man who wants to keep his 66-year old girlfriend from leaving.
Do you C) slam the door on her hand,
hit her on the head with pillows,
twist her nose,
and force her to kiss a picture of her dead husband?
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We can now add "Doctors start to fight" to the list of things that can go wrong during childbirth.
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Other things that can go wrong during childbirth you may not have thought of:
1.) Earthquake
2.) Meteor
3.) Doctor is a baby-snatcher
4.) The day is December 21, 2012
5.) You're not really pregnant
6.) Fetus is the next Hitler
7.) Baby insists on being born on Super Bowl Sunday
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Written by bimwinziepi50 433 days ago
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