funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p7
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Prejudices are what fools use for reason.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.
“To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush…I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough…Somebody shoot me in the face.”
-Roasting Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents’ dinner
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week,
which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
