funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p6
Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, “I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.”
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”
