funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p5
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Is man one of God’s blunders? Or is God one of man’s blunders?
By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.
Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.
I’m surprized Hitler didn’t round up the toupee people.”
A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?”
