funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p4
In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
