funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p3
“You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.”
Chris Rock while hosting the Oscars
Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work.
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Courage is knowing what not to fear.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It’s something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
