funny facebook sayings 2010 05 20 p13
Now, I don’t see color. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because police officers call me “sir”.
We declared war on terror—it’s not even a noun, so, good luck.
I’m at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
A girl phoned me and said, “Come on over. There’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home!
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.
Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.
Jon Stewart’s Stand-up performance at RIT, 2005
“The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.”
