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funny clever sayings 2010 05 01 p6


I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay..so if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.



To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.



Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.


Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

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