funny clever sayings 2010 05 01 p4
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.
Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.
It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.
God is clever, but not dishonest.
You can’t be late until you show up.
