funny cartoon sayings 2010 06 01 p5
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
- Unknown
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- Unknown
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.
When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
