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2009-9-14 funny sayings

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.


And God said, 'Let there be light'
and there was light,
but the Electricity Board said
he would have to wait until Friday to be connected.


When did I realize I was God?
Well,
I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

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