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funny friend sayings 2010 08 30

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You're a 24-year old man who wants to keep his 66-year old girlfriend from leaving.

Do you C) slam the door on her hand,
hit her on the head with pillows,
twist her nose,
and force her to kiss a picture of her dead husband?

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We can now add "Doctors start to fight" to

funny children sayings 2010 08 27


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Fun idea:
Not got kids?
Hire a babysitter anyway,
say kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken.
On your return ask where your child is.


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funny sayings 2010 08 25

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If you need advice, text me...
If you need a frind, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money,
THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

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Man: What is a million years

funny pictures 2010 08 23

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funny facebook sayings 2010 08 04


If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.


I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.


I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.


Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.


A closed mouth gathers no foot.


I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.


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funny monalisa pictures 2010 08 02

Mona-lisa-america


mona-lisa-india


mona-lisa-iraq


mona-lisa-morocco

funny pictures 2010 07 29

funny dog sayings 2010 07 27


What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd. ~Steven Wright


Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Co

funny sayings 2010 07 19

Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion.

Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.

Hi, my name is John, and I'm a closet lurker.

If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday.

I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention!

I think, therefore I am overqualified.

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

funny sayings 2010 07 14


It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it,
but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the drive before it has stopped s


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