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funny Love Sayings for any occasion 2010 02 08

Love will keep us warm.

The only love worthy of a name is unconditional.

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.


Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends”

“It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do ..... it's who you have beside you.”

While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great barga

funny Sayings that are Inspirational 2010 02 05

A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all.- Rita Mae Brown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.-Thomas Edison

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demmosthenes

Nowadays some people expect the door of opportunity to be opened with a remote control.- M. Charles Whee

FUNNY SAYINGS FOR THE HOLIDAYS 2010 02 04

God Bless your family and America this Holiday Season
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

And the angel said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people.


Wishing you the blessings of warmth and good cheer this Holiday Season


Love is pulling together agains

Sayings for Greeting Cards 2010 02 03

Warm memories of good times and happiness always turn to thoughts of a wonderful friend like you.
Thanks you for a job well done.

Warning---Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.

Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap...park elsewhere!

Enjoy the card! It's also your gift.
On the keyboard of life, always keep your finger on the escape key.

Two can live as cheaply as on

funny GRADUATION sayings 2010 02 02


A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.”

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.


Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as pa

funny goodbye sayings 2010 02 01

Sometimes you have to let go of the one you love to find out if there is really something there.
Never say goodbye when you still want to try, never give up when you still feel you can't take it. Never say you don't love the person anymore when you can't let go. Anonymous

Every goodbye makes the next hello closer.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. J.R.R. Tolkien

funny get well adages 2010 01 29

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903
TERMINAL ILLNESS: Getting sick at the airport.

DILATE: To live longer.

URINE: Opposite of "You're out".


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone.... but they've always worked for me.- H

funny valentine sayings 2010 01 28

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." Anonymous

"Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it."

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."


“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine


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