funny sayings 2014 08 18
- It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 - “If a man lays with another man he should be stoned.” We’ve just been interpreting it wrong all these years.
- My head says go to the gym but my heart says stay on the internet and eat forever.
- My boss told me "dress for the job you